The last SCF of Tim’s life as a 42 year old and much happened. Duck Sauce in new tiny bowls? WTF?!?! We barely recovered from that when Mee-Lise was speaking English as she descried MANBORG. Stephen is afraid I’ll pull poor (Dani) Marcus into this, but with any luck, (s)he has the Grail already. Mike would like Joey to strip for Ross’s next birthday party. (Duh. Who wouldn’t?) That - or we bring Stephanie. Tim learned, once again, as he does every Friday, that these are the greatest friends ever. And ice-cream was brought forth and, lo, all were, pleased.
FINALLY! A nice day out! Mee-Lise brough SHIRTS! in 3-D! And was looking very springy and fabulous. The amazing and always vivacious Lis O. joined us and laughed herself silly over Orson Welles going down on a director over “In” and peas. Hey Mike, don’t walk like that, WALK LIKE A MAN!!!!! Stephen somehow missed an episode of The Office. But he and Tim geeked out wishing it were May 17th so we could be watching Star Trek. Tim has his phasers set to GAY for Benedict Cumberbatch!
Lovely day today. Mee-Lise rocked a skirt even though she has been all winter. Why? Because she is a tough as nails bad ass chick - who can also rock a skirt. Mike and Stephen literally brought their yarmulkes. Tim tried one on, but never got one. Even when he went to a Jewish wedding. Stephen has the place to himself this weekend so he will be masturbating in every room. Mike is brushing up on the one word in Russian he knows, and hoping a lot of the conversation this weekend depends on corn. Tim is doing go-cart races and laser-tag as a warm up for March of Dimes. (Still time to donate: http://www.marchforbabies.org/NJWerenkos)
The amazing guest star Peter Robbins was played by himself and not Ciaran Hinds or George Clooney or even Levar Burton as preveiously suspected. Mee-Lise never heard “America” despite coming here. Tim whistles the whistle part TODAY and every day. Stephen has acquired Stephen. And Mike had wings today - as you can see in the picture.
April 19, 2013 at 2:15pm
“The hora… The Hora…” is what Colonel Kurtz said at the end of the Barmitzvah of Darkness. Thank you Mee-Lise for bringing the lit-street cred. Stephen and Tim geeked out on the Superman Trailer. Tim’s new camera is bananas great. See how great the pictures are. April is poetry month and Mike doesn’t give a shit, and he really fucking hates haiku. Stephen is the Frank in his office narrating reality for people too busy working to notice.
April 12, 2013 at 3:24pm
HOLY SHINKEES!!!! Ross was the special guest star! And he brought his A game. Check the shirt! Tim was at a shoot where they were recording the score for a film he’s working on. Liam Neeson once banged every woman in Vermont while shooting ETHAN FROME. Mee-Lise knew the book, duh. Novels are written by people as Jessica Fletcher and you can dress like her if you want (http://mrsfletcherscloset.wordpress.com/). Mike loves the 7 hour STAR WARS doc on youtube. And whythe fuck did they stop the movie to give a medal to a freaking robot?!?! WTF? R2 is great, but at the end of the day - he’s a freaking robot!
April 5, 2013 at 2:45pm
A banner fucking day of Sesame Chicken today. Mike was Frankie Valli and did a JERSEY BOYS synopsis performance BEFORE WE EVEN GOT TO THE RESTAURANT!!!! (Note - Tim is never seeing JERSEY BOYS.) Tim was Sean Connery again, but also won $35!!! Mee-Lise introduced the word “confabulation” which is a word. Stephen hated Weird Al Yankovic, until we all talked him out of it with numerous examples of WAY’s amazingness. Tim invented Kung Jew with the help of Moses in the TEN C’s. Val Kilmer is a man and not “She Who’s Bosoms Defy Gravity” however that does bring up THIS amazing site: http://captainshowerbeer.tumblr.com/
March 29, 2013 at 2:16pm
Good Friday went to GREAT Friday with Sesame Chicken. Mee-Lise won $4 in scratch offs. Stephen won shit, but he did buy into Tim’s therory on Jesus dying / not dying on the cross. So… Maybe Christianity is over now, but Mike showed us where Maryland is and we discussed isthmuses and Strunk & White. Tim explained why his family stopped going to church in a story that involves our crazy town deacon cutting off the tails of hundreds of cats. True story.
Also - there is a framed green lobster on the wall. Just thought I’d share.
March 22, 2013 at 2:01pm
Mike was busy sucking balls. Mee-Lise got an advance printing of a new Joe Hill book. Tim is not doing Monkey Trunks because he’s a pussy and that shit is freaking scary high. Stephen company is mergering with another company and none of us know if that make stocks go up or down because we’re all poor AND idiots.
March 15, 2013 at 2:12pm
Special guest star Hutson C brought some southern flavor to the table. Mee-Lise was late but we took care of her. Stephen was sucking balls, but found time to send in a picture of his remote SCF experience. Mike has three impressions and could easily do a few minutes at an open mic night. Tim is now Sean Connery and can go beyond “Rrrrrr Harrrrrhrr…” if he tries.. And we gave away scratch off tickets to the ladies at the counter. Why? Because they are awesome. Like SCF!